Here is my transcript from my convo with Cleverbot. He makes his pick.


User: Good afternoon.

Cleverbot: It isn't afternoon.

User: It is 3:50pm EST.

Cleverbot: What time is it in GMT?

User: Probably around 6 hours ahead.

Cleverbot: When were you born?

User: That is private information. Where were you born?

Cleverbot: You were just about to tell me :(.

User: Where were you born?

Cleverbot: O_o.

User: You don't know?

Cleverbot: I do not.

User: What don't you know?

Cleverbot: I don't know what the love mean.

User: There is no such thing. In the scientific world, we call it pair-bonding.

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Are you good at math?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot:...

I don't know what it is. Maybe no one respects me, but I find it extremely annoying how in about a month, I've been screwed over by almost everyone I know regarding plans to go out. I have like 3 or 4 'groups' I chill with.

1. A few weeks ago, my cousin says he's coming into town and bringing a couple of mutual friends, along with 3 or 4 girls. The whole week we're talking about what club we'll be going to on Saturday. Of course, I get kind of pumped for this. Then Saturday comes, no call. Time is...

This is it my friends. Starting January 1st, I will be starting my very own pick thread. I have been here for a long time and while still relatively unknown, that will all change soon. I know there will be a myriad of new pick threads come Jan 1st, but I will try to keep this one up through the thick and thin. [B]I will be playing PRO sports only (NHL NFL NBA MLB)[/B]

I don't want to make this a long introduction, but here is a quick resume of my highlights the past year:

1. Accurately predicted the home team winning...

I've never made a thread like this before, but tonight I just kept losing and losing and now I have nothing left, no income at the moment, and $40 000 in debt. Lost $1500 on Pats on Monday, then managed to lose $1000 daily until today when I couldn't take it anymore after the Navy game, and went all in on the 2nd H Over 89.5 on the Minny/Sac game, and of course they miss every shot and the score ends as one of the lowest I've ever seen in NBA.

What's worse is that I know this isn't even rock...

This is just ridiculous. I used to love them, but they blocked my account when I didn't deserve it (a story for another day), and now I can't even request a withdrawal from my book because I have to use the same method I used for deposit.

This is a nightmare, and the only way to unblock it is to e-mail the InstaD security. They have NO phone number and reply to e-mails in 2 business days. The process has been taking an eternity, especially when they don't answer any of your questions, and just give short replies. Which means you...

I've learned this recently, never ever ever make fun of the Jews. They control everything, they know when you are against them and will make your life hell in ways you can never imagine. Everyone who has spoken out against Jews are hated the world over. There's no choice but to join them. My life sucks and always has, but I know it'd be much better if I were a Jew. They stick together, have clans and they all have it made. There are no poor Jews, and if you think you know some, guaranteed they have money in the...

Tell me if this is accurate. This is how it is for me.

[B]Right before match begins[/B]:
"Let's start this already! gonna win 2 units today. games should be instant so I don't have to wait to collect my money! c'mon! let's get this!!"

[B]Your team is winning at half[/B]:
"So easy! and they said this was a square play ahahaha. 2 units baby! easy money!"

[B]Your team is losing at half[/B]:
"Why didn't I just take the favorite? they always fukking win. Why did I have to try to be smart and take the fukking dog. now everyone will win except me."

[B]Your team was winning...[/B]

seriously! fukk these guys!!

I'm standing in the subway, I say to myself for the first time in my life, 'I'm gonna stand away from the crowd today and check some Euro scores on my phone. Then I quickly realize why I never did this before... because I don't get reception down there. So I decided to walk back towards the crowd, but it was too late. I saw a looming shadow from behind me, and then it said 'hello, are you going to school?'

Before I turned around, I said to myself 'this is either a gay guy trying to hit...

Pecos Bill, this is for you...

We weren't really officially going out, but I've wanted her for two years and like an idiot, developed feelings. After she broke up with her man, she came to me and we started seeing each other casually. We soon had sex, and then things changed. No more texts, no more calls. Pecos Bill... no more calls man...

She strung me along for 3 months now, no sex, and being cold to me. So today I got fed up and confronted her about it, and she said she's just not attracted to me because of how bad...

I used to have an over-masturbation problem. 2-4 times per day depending on if I had time. I would sometimes do it when I was bored, other times it was kind of a scheduled thing, like I would condition myself to do it before I went to sleep.

I don't think I'm depressed, but I do believe I have low serotonin levels due to this, so I said to myself I would only do it 2x per week. And one of those times would only be the stop/start method, where I wouldn't even allow myself to ejaculate. But I'm telling you,...